At age 4 James Weed Fourskin tires to summon Zalgo but is arrested and is sentenced to 7 weeks in prison along with Jack Septiceye, Toby Edge, and Alex Killerkeemstar. He finds out that his brother became a serial killer and makes a video about his story. James then gets haunted by several monsters named slendirt Min, satoony head, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

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Second Channel:
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(In case you were wondering, yes, this is totally a gag.)