The offices of the Northern Catskill Center for Applied Parapsychology Research are shutting down after forty-odd years and clearing everything out of storage.

A carved wooden figure in their possession needs a new home. They don't know who made it or how old it is. It's free but there's a short interview, because they need to know that it ends up in the right home.

... that's the premise in their Craigslist ad, looking for the right person to take said figure home. The Craigslist ad is real, but due to the nature of its posts being temporary, that link will not be provided. The gate link provided will do for this project.